Paradise Farm

Governor: The Furry Fiends of Nannygoats

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Furry Fiends of Nannygoats

Last WA Update: 6 hours ago

World Factbook Entry

------------------------------ Welcome to Paradise Farm ------------------------------

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: It's pasture bedtime

Sign on gate: Do not cross this pasture unless you can do it in 9 seconds, because the bull can do it in 10.

Q: How did the farmer meet his wife?
A: He tractor down.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that's in a baaaaaad mooooood.

A guy got arrested robbing the hay farm, but he couldn't make bale.

Tags: Medium.

Paradise Farm contains 16 nations, the 1,165th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

Professional food critics dined out at restaurants and popped into home kitchens to judge ingredient quality, creativity, and diversity of food.

As a region, Paradise Farm is ranked 3,474^th in the world for Highest Food Quality.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Wooly Jumbucks of Stoopidsheep	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Shear me baby, shear me.”
2.	The Crazy Quackers of Daffyducks	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“It's Mine, Ya Understand? Mine, MINE, All MINE!”
3.	The Gobbling Birdbrains of Turkey Drumstick	Democratic Socialists	“Humans Like To Stuff What In Our Where?”
4.	The Feline Haven of Tyninnia	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“A Dog Is A Dog, But A Cat Is A Purrson.”
5.	The Winding Tunnels of Rabbit Warren	Democratic Socialists	“Always Room for One More”
6.	The Furry Fiends of Nannygoats	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hey Man, Got Any Grass?”
7.	The Hammy Bacon Bits of Pork Scratchings	Democratic Socialists	“That's All Folks!”
8.	The Students of Agronomy	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Agronomy”
9.	The Crazy Confederacy of Mountain Llamas	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“May the Llama of Joy Forever Spit in Your Direction”
10.	The Free Equines of Draft Horses	Corrupt Dictatorship	“We Will Work Harder”